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Things people thought would be sexy in bed, but weren’t (5 Photos)
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“Baby oil on a waterbed mattress. That brought new meaning to the term, “bang your head.” One hard thrust and I slid right into the headboard.”
djdeligirl
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“Nipple clamps with an ex that was breastfeeding still, was like a damn hose spraying warmness all over me while she laughed and laughed.”
Bobby_Bobberson2501
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“Chocolate sauce to eat off each other.. somehow made sense but really ended up smelling funny and made a mess.”
journeyman7
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