Ever wondered what your thrust velocity is during no-no time? How about the average skin temperature of your… you know? Thanks to London-based company i.Con, you’ll no longer lay awake crying at night wondering! Marketing their product as the ‘World’s First Smart Condom’, i.Con’s dirty little device can break down all sorts of data to help better understand your performance, from calories burnt during sexual intercourse, speed of your thrusts, total duration and how many positions you conquered. The prophylactic will even change colors if a potential STI is present.
While this has the potential to be a… unique product, the internet really let its “maturity” shine through via Twitter. I guess now we don’t have to worry about dick pics, just dick-stistics. I’ll see myself out.
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