I hope you enjoy my Christmas State of the Union. I wrote it whiskey drunk last night per usual. If you want to read about Project Venkman, scroll to the bottom for all that goodness.
About 2 months I was in the middle of writing an apology to the Chivers. At the time there were a lot of glitches and hiccups on theCHIVE. The Android app was displaying duplicate image and the iOS app had a number of issues that we couldn’t fix because, well, we had been pulled from the app store.
Believe me I’m all about apologizing when I fuck up, because our very nature is to fuck things up. But the more I thought about why this was all happening, the more I realized how hard we were working to make things right and how much was out of our control. Now that everything has been fixed and order is restored, I have time to pour a Christmas Blanton’s and tell you all how the events unfolded.