Selling a pile of shit car on Craigslist is a slippery slope. If you dress the ad up too much, people call you on your bullshit. If you don’t write even a few nice things, people are likely to assume it’s a Decepticon and you’re doing everything you can to get rid of it. It’s a delicate line.
Much like the guy who wrote the ad for his ‘1999 Toyota F*#%ing Corolla,’ this guy selling his Jeep gets it. Sure, he references the janky handles, windows that ‘stick,’ and splotchy paint — but he also mentioned when The Undertaker throws Mankind off Hell in a Call and that this car’s four-wheel-drive can help you escape your crippling depression.
It’s no surprise the Jeep already sold. Editor’s Note: The text below is somewhat small. A link to a zoomable version of the ad is available at the end.
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