“… that I’ve had more than one threesome with their mother and godmother. Their now godmother was single at the time and we were much younger. Just something we used to do when the three of us got drunk together.”
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“Just about anything from high school through college. Especially the time I vomitted everywhere at a house party, was taken into the bathroom and cleaned up by the girl hosting, then had her leave so I could take a shit, then asked her to come wipe my ass for me.”
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“That I was boring as f*ck. I Never did anything or have a secret sex life that I’d want to hide. Guess that’s something I wouldn’t want the kids to know, who wants to be known for being boring.”
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“That I was a Stripper in my early 20s.”