Juggling multiple women at once is something I know nothing about. Finding just one has proven hard enough (pro-tip: apparently bringing your own spaghetti in a Ziploc bag to the restaurant is “weird.” Who knew?). This guy, on the other hand, had no problem pulling two girls at once. But he did have a problem with keeping his long-term girlfriend a secret from his other long-term girlfriend.
When one of his ladies confronted him about the affair at a coffee shop, Twitter user Ashe Dryden was within earshot. Dryden live-tweeted the ordeal for all of our viewing pleasure. The girlfriend’s calm demeanor coupled with the ruthless evisceration she dished out made for a hell of an entertaining read.