There is a common misconception that porn doesn’t have writers, that there isn’t someone behind a typewriter racking their brain over finding the perfect motivation for this pizza delivery guy to need his tip money so badly that he must shove his member into the pizza and offer “free extra-sausage”.
But they are out there, the word-smiths of smut that fill in those few minutes of a video we normally scrub through. So let’s raise a glass to the accomplishments of professional writers!
In all honesty, there was a reddit thread asking people what the worst line they heard in porn was, and I thought it was hilarious. So I took them, put them on a pretty background to class up the whole affair, and here we are. Enjoy!
(Mom, if you are reading this I’ve never watched porn. This is all new to me.)
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