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The Melbourne Cup: Australia’s most “prestigious” horse race (30 Photos)
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Marketed as “the race that stops a nation,” the Melbourne Cup is Australia’s most prestigious horse race. However, you kind of have to temper expectations as to how Australians define ‘prestigious’, because this is just one giant sh*t show. I’m honestly very curious to see what their ‘least prestigious’ looks like…
And also where I can get tickets to it.