“Not an ED worker but an ambulance dispatcher. We had a call for a lady that had a seizure during sex. The first responder arrived and very quickly stood down all backup. Turns out she had, in fact, had her first orgasm. That one always made me chuckle.”
Travillick
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“I’ve told this before. Not an ER worker, but a former 911 dispatcher who took a call from an ER surgeon.
Guy went into the ER because he had a large dildo crammed up his ass and he couldn’t get it out. During the surgery, the dildo cracked open, revealing a whole mess of meth inside.
Guy had put it in the dildo to smuggle it, then couldn’t get it out. Had left it in for days before deciding to come in.”
Antyok