Every year I try to get half a bottle into a bottle of Jack and post up in my parents’ basement in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, and get all gushy about the year that’s passed. So for the handful of Chivers lingering about theCHIVE this Christmas, this one’s for you.
And here we go (reaches for glass). Tonight’s theme is thanking a bunch of people and you can bet I’m going to get off topic in a hurry. Also, I’m not spell checking this at all.