It’s hard to give someone grief for optimistically swinging for the fences with ridiculous expectations. I mean, unless it’s directed towards M. Night Shyamalan’s newest movie idea, why stifle anyone for dreaming to do something great? Of course you know it’s a bad idea to let your buddy hit on the Sara Jean Underwood lookalike at the end of the bar after inhaling Jameson and $1 beers, but do ya have it in you to break his intoxicated little heart? Didn’t think so.
Enter this buoyant fellow. He understands Tinder is a giant sea of left-swipes, and he also understands that using Guy Fieri as an icebreaker is a more terrible idea than Lady in the Water, but does that stop him? You can bet all $17 that movie made at the box office it doesn’t.
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