No one is ever really thrilled about getting rejected by a member of the opposite sex. It happens and it sucks. In the exact same breath, no one should ever have a reaction to it happening like the sack of assholes below. After having a ‘Netflix and Chill’ proposition shot down, aforementioned asshole-sack proceeds to go off the rails and rage-spams this poor girl with photos of him flexing. Let the insecurity sink in.
“No, I would not like to come over and watch a movie with you.”
“FUCK YOU, GAZE UPON MY EXTREMELY SECURE AND CONFIDENT RHOMBUS MAJORIS.”
The only good thing to come from this exchange is that is was over text and not in person, because had it been, I’m 91% sure this guy would have angrily squirted pure HGH into this girl’s eyes and Gazelle-hopped into the sunset like an insane roided out Tony Little. Check out the entire convo below.
Editor’s Note: I know ‘Rhombus Majoris’ isn’t a muscle. I just refuse to add ‘Suggestive Muscle Names’ to my already extremely spotty Google search history.
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