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I was a mall Santa sometime in the late 90s. After I asked one little girl what she wanted for Christmas, she answered nonchalantly, “a dildo.”
I thought I must have misheard and asked, “What was that?” She repeated louder, “A dildo!” I tried to conceal my snickering by “ho ho ho”ing and said, “Oh… uhhh… I don’t know if Santa has any of those!”
Then she told me that I should go to Toys R Us because I could get dolls of all the Rugrats characters there, including Tommy’s brother Dil. A “Dil doll.”
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