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At 8:07 AM on Saturday, January 13, residents of Hawaii were flung into a panic when they received a text alert warning of an incoming ballistic missile and advising that they seek shelter immediately.
In the following minutes, terrified Hawaiians hid in bathtubs, lowered their children into storm drains, and — according to new data from Pornhub — released their penises to prepare for the end times.
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