Long ago were the days when flying commercially on airplanes was a luxury for all lucky enough to afford a ticket. The meals were robust, the seats were cozy & spacious, and the stewardesses were hot. Nowadays you’re lucky to get an unfriendly stewardess to throw a bag of peanuts at you after being restricted to the confines of your tiny seat as an overweight person spills into your space. Am I being too harsh? Maybe I’m just in a mood.
I digress. These days every ounce of travel time in airports and on airplanes is one massive clusterfuck. To Hell with luxury, now I just hope to get lucky and pass out onboard and hope my plane actual stays on schedule to hit my next shitty connecting flight.
So here are some modern-day airport problems I think most of us can relate to…
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