“A friend of mine and his wife were having some trouble conceiving. One of the first things they test is the guy’s sperm so they sent him to give them a “sample.”
He filled out his paperwork, was given his cup and told which little room to go into. As he was walking there, embarrassed because everyone in the room knew he was about to fap into a cup, he jokingly said to the nurse, “Do you give hands on help?”
She stopped him in his tracks, called for someone else and they sat him down and went over a list of protocols regarding proper etiquette. They said he had sexually harassed her and he had to go through a 30 minute class on how to act like a grown up in that situation. He tried to tell them it was just a joke because he was nervous and the supervisor said to him,”Sexual proposition is not joke sir!”” – u/c_slice