Guy says he’s been abducted by aliens 60 times & fought in their wars
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A 58-year-old man from Northern England claims he’s been abducted by aliens 60 times and has spent numerous years fighting in their wars as a “super-soldier.”
In other batshit crazy news, I am claiming that I am President of Cheese and have won the space-Stanley Cup three times for the Pluto Planets. I am also dating a hot space version of Rihanna.