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Imgur user GeneralZodsChicken could likely have a successful career in defusing bombs. I mean the man has nerves that could make Stonewall Jackson get a shiver down his spine. Instead of taking cover in his home when a potential hostage situation broke out across the street, he invited a Sniper Team into his home and calmly narrated the event like some sort of god damned David Attenborough nature documentary. I wish I could give you the TL;DR, but his responses are just too good.
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