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Step 1: Prepare for the big day
On the morning of Saint Patrick’s Day, or ‘The Big Green Day’ as we’re legally supposed to call it, dig through your closet and grab whatever resembles green. If you don’t have anything green, tell people you’re color blind and make them feel super bad for pinching you.
VERY IMPORTANT: Grab a wax key copier from your lock picking set (this will be used later)