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Sex is a race and I’m a damn World Champion. I always take the gold medal. And sorry, sweetie, there aren’t any participation trophies in this sport (except regret). I’m Usain Bolt, crossing that finish line with a huge smile on my face and holding the Jamaican flag over my head for a victory lap (only instead of a flag it’s a towel I found on the floor for cleanup).
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