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When it comes to women and farting, men usually fall into one of two camps. There are the men who are indifferent, knowing it’s a totally normal bodily function that every human being has to do. And then there are the boys who think women don’t poop.

I can see why she may have been nervous. She didn’t yet know if she was dealing with a man or a boy. And there’s so much pressure to be ladylike and feminine that even the boldest of women may suffer from Fart Anxiety. But ladies, I promise you this, a man of quality will not care. I personally think women should blast ass as early as the first date — just to see what sort of guy he is. A literal shit test.

If you’ve been dating a while and still haven’t done it, your man might even be excited about that long-awaited trouser cough. Not in a sexual way (those guys do exist — there’s a fetish for literally everything on the planet — but that is a different topic for a different time). I mean in a I’m-so-glad-you-feel-comfortable-enough-to-fart-around-me way.

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