We have been planning this for a very long time and we appreciate all the CXSE Chivers for your enthusiasm. Here is the complete run of show:

I have never been more excited about a Chive Meetup in my life. It’s not just my favorite place on earth, it’s basically a Chive meetup every night for 4 nights. A marathon of meetups. There are only 300 tickets available for CXSE and 60 tickets for the vibrator races.

Also, the amazing people who run the Key Lime Pie Fest have blocked off 40 hotel rooms for Chivers. Given that the Key Lime Pie Festival attacks almost 100,000 visitors every year, this was an impossible pull, but they’ve done it because they love the Chive Community.

You’re not going to want to miss a thing. For ticket links to all events and hotel room block information please email chivenation@thechive.com. Once you reach out, Holub will send you links to get tickets to the vibrator races, the official meetup, scavenger hunt, brunch at First Flight, everything. This is first come first serve, so explode our inbox and reserve your spot in paradise.

Chivers, if you do one thing this year, get a ticket to Key West today. I’ll see you all soon!

KCCO,

John

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